Snooki, the Wright Brothers, and Time’s Fugitive

What a combo, huh? It’s my turn to get lucky and answer some questions! I figure my writer friends were saving the best for last, because the Lucky 7s meme has been going around for a while. There’s also an Eleven Questions meme. I thought I was going to get out of it – then I got tagged three times, by Prudence MacLeod, Coleen Patrick, and Lynette Burrows. So, I’m going to mix up the questions, and answer a few from each. Also, that lets me avoid the questions that pose some horrible future where I’m only allowed to have one series, or three books – the horrors!

So here are the rules:

  1. You must post the rules.
  2. Answer the questions on your blog. Create eleven new questions to ask the people you’ve tagged.
  3. Tag eleven people and link to them.
  4. Let them know you’ve tagged them.

And here are my answers!

  1. What is the greatest thing you’ve found under your sofa cushions?
    Cleaning the couch cushions is always an adventure around here. One time we found Jimmy Hoffa – no, wait, that was under the couch. But the cushions hid all kinds of good stuff, like money (mostly quarters), two-year-old Cheetos, about five pounds of dog hair, and the occasional Nintendo Gameboy or DS game cartridge. So yeah, that last one.
  2. What TV show character do you hate and why?
    I think this one’s pretty universal among writers, especially those of us who’ve worked on our craft for over a decade (or more!), been rejected dozens if not hundreds of times, and have never been offered any book deal – and Snooki gets a huuuge deal, for that???
  3. What song is stuck in your head right now?
    “Emerald Lies” by Marrillion – been there for the past week. Good thing it’s a good song, but I’m getting tired of it. 🙂
  4. What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
    The usual – a banana, and a granola bar.
  5. What was the worst job you’ve ever had and why?When I was in high school, I had a summer job assembling little electrical parts for satellite TV receivers. Talk about a struggle to stay awake! But it was regular, steady hours and sure beat working fast food, so I was thankful to have it.
  6. You wake up in a strange room with a stranger in bed beside you, what’s the first thing you say?
    WTF??? (Or scream, depending on how scary the person looks)
  7. Ballet or pro wrestling?
    I’ve gone to the ballet and really enjoyed it, but I love WWE! Lying, cheating, and scheming, all laced with comedy, and men in tight pants! What’s not to like?
  8. Oh yeah, I’d totally go to see this if I could!

    If you could go back in time for one day, what time would you revisit and why?
    I’m assuming you jump in time, not space (which is how it works in my books), so if I was at work, that would put me just outside of Dayton, Ohio, at the world’s oldest air base. I would jump back to October 5, 1905, walk down the road a little ways, and watch Orville and Wilbur Wright prove that powered flight can be practical by flying their Wright Flyer III in circles for over a half hour. Awesome!

  9. If you could tweet a warning or encouragement to one person in history, what would you tweet to whom and why?
    @WilburWright: Don’t drink the water! (He died of typhoid at age 42.)
  10. Tell us about one thing on your bucket list.
    Hot air balloon ride!
  11. If you could tweet to your 13 old self, what would  you say?
    @JennetteAge13: Get OVER him! He’s boring! You deserve so much better! 😀
And now, it’s your lucky day! Several people have been asking me, when’s Time’s Fugitive going to come out? Soon, soon! As in, by tax day for sure! I’m going over it one last time, just to make sure it’s the best it can possibly be, because my readers deserve no less. Hopefully it’ll be worth the wait! For now, you get the Lucky 7 Meme, which I was tagged for by Lynn Kelley. Here’s how it works:
1. Go to page 77 of your current manuscript/WIP.
2. Go to line 7.
3. Copy down the next 7 lines, sentences, or paragraphs, and post them as they’re written.
4. Tag 7 authors, and let them know.
From Time’s Fugitive, where Tony attempts a heroic rescue from a fire:

Grabbing Violet under her  arms, he dragged her to the head of the bed, beneath the window, then hefted her from behind to shove her through the opening.

He got her shoulders almost up to the window when a coughing spasm overtook him. She started to slide from his grasp. It was only a few feet to the window, but would Violet fit?

Hell with it. Adrenaline buzzing through his body, he hooked one arm around her belly.

 

Now I get to tag people… bwa-ha-ha! You can answer my 11 questions above (I’m too lazy to make up new ones), post your 7 lines from page 77, or both! I’m also too lazy to tag 11 people, so here are seven. If you don’t have time, no problem. 🙂 But I’d love to see what these talented writers are cooking up!

Athena Grayson

CD Hersh

Maria McKenzie

Stacy McKitrick

Michele Stegman

Jim Winter

Christina Wolfer

14 Responses to \

  1. So glad you played Jennette! Love that you’d want to go see the Wright brothers fly–very cool 🙂 And your excerpt is very intriguing–I’m so curious now!

  2. Fun answers Jennette!

    OMG yes – the Snooki deal – what . . . is . . . up . . . with . . . that?

    Nuff said.

    Patricia Rickrode
    w/a Jansen Schmidt

  3. How fun! Your in the right location for something cool. I guess I could haul my butt down to watch the Spruce Goose fly. 🙂 Man, I’m glad I didn’t get your questions. I don’t have any song in my head right now and haven’t a clue what I’d say to my 13 year-old self. Enjoyed learning more about you. 🙂 Thanks for sharing.

  4. Great excerpt, and I look forward to reading some of your time travel stories. I’m a sucker for time travel tales! And I thoroughly enjoyed reading your answers. Love your humor, Jennette!

  5. Louise – thanks!

    Coleen – I’m expecting to release it in the next few days! Proofreading one last time now, then formatting and uploading…

    Patricia – LOL, yeah, I don’t know a single serious writer who doesn’t resent Snooki! I’ve never watched her show, but yep, she’s that!

    Debra, I hardly ever *don’t* have a song in my head! At least I have a different Marrilion song right now.

    Lynn & Ashley – thanks!

  6. Great job Jennette! Thanks for playing!

    I love that you live near where the Wright brothers were from. I forgot about that. I’m losing my mind. And of course we’re all waiting for your book! It helped that Prudence gave it a big thumbs up! Hooray!

    So you better get busy missy! Just sayin’! 🙂

  7. You have some great answers there-Snookie! You are so right on that one. But, I think you missed the boat on number 6. You wake up in bed with a stranger next to you, what you say is, “Good morning, Taylor Kitch” (or whoever you have a celebrity crush on. Because if we’re playing a game, we get to choose who that stranger is! I love what you would tweet your 13 year old self. Maybe we should all just go out and tell a 13 year old girl what she needs to hear. 🙂

  8. Enjoyed your answers, although I didn’t know about Snooki beforehand–ignorance is bliss:(. Also loved your excerpt! I’m looking forward to Time’s Fugitive:)! I’m almost finshed with Time’s Enemy. Since I don’t have an ereader I’m limited to reading it on my computer. I see I’m tagged! I’m a procrastinator, so as long as there’s no deadline, I’ll do the Lucky Sevens meme!

  9. LOL Emma! I like your interpretation better! Helloooooo, Evan Bourne! 😀

    Thanks for reading, Maria! No deadline, so post your seven lines whenever you want! I’m looking forward to reading. 🙂

  10. Jennette, I don’t mind posting my seven things and answering the questions, but I don’t think I can tag seven people. I don’t know too many bloggers well enough to feel comfortable tagging them. How much can we bend those rules?

  11. No worries, CD – these have been going around so much lately, a lot of people are no longer tagging others (because odds are, they’ve already been tagged). Looking forward to reading your excerpt and answers!